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Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song)
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- Ain’t got no room for haters ‘Cuz I’m spreadin’ the love As I’m rainin’ down my arrows From the heavens above… When I send one in the air, it’s like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D It’s Valentine’s Day, y’all, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin’ all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers’ Ln. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & That’s My Valentine’s Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
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The Irish Name Song
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- Whether your name is O’Donnell, or Murphy, O’Connor or Boyle, Or Gallagher, Gilroy or Campbell, Fitzgerald, McLaughlin or Doyle, If you’re called Brennan or Daly, or Collins, O’Reilly or Dunn, or Sullivan, Craig or McConaughy, St. Paddy’s will surely be fun! Whether your family name’s Kelly, McCauley, O’Neil or Quinn, McNally or Walsh or O’Carroll, or Connelly or Donnelly, or Flynn, If an “O” is your first letter, or in your name starts with a “Mc” Have fun on this day, but be careful to no drink too much and get sick! Whether you’re Moore or O’Malley, O’Dougherty, Farell or Byrne, Or Wilson, or Hughes, or Maguire, or Kennedy, Kane or O’Hearn, If your name’s Lynch or McCarthy, or Cleary, or Burke or Malone, Or Ryan, O’Brien, or Nolan, let somebody else drive you home! If Your Name is From the Isle, Here’s Sending You a Smile! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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Oh, Yay, Today's Your Birthday! (Fun Song)
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- Oh, yay, today’s your birthday, so celebrate with class, Don’t drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirin’s great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You won’t have any need for them Today, ‘cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else you’ll feel like… Uhm…really tired!
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The History of St. Pat's (Fun Song)
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- The story of St. Patrick’s Day begins in Ireland On hillsides with the green, green grass Beneath the Irish sun. St. Patty put this grass of green in baskets he did weave, and filled them up with chocolate eggs For children to receive. uhm, actually, I think you’ve got it wrong, there…listen to this…ahem…. St. Patty’s Day commemorates a date from long ago: The Pilgrims and the natives dined, on food that they did grow, along with fish and turkeys too, they ate their peas and corn, They later added football, and a holiday was born. NO...no...no… ya eejit! That’s not it… St. Padddy’s day is when the kids go around with their scary masks and… Achhh! You doon’t have the sense you were born with, Lad, it’s when Santa comes down the chimn… That shows what you know... Make no mistake about it – I’m wishing you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day! …and then if the turkey sees his shadow... For some “No Blarney” Facts About St. Patrick’s Day, click any of the Shamrocks! sharmrock #1 St. Patrick’s Day is the annual feast of St. Patrick (circa AD 385-461), a patron saint of Ireland. According to legend, St. Patrick used the green three-leaf clover (the shamrock) to explain the holy trinity to the Christians of Ireland. This is how the wearing of the green became a tradition. sharmrock #2 Although an Irish holiday, the largest St. Patrick’s Day parade in the world is in New York City, where 150,000 marchers participate. sharmrock #3 The Chicago River is dyed green each year for St. Patrick’s Day. sharmrock #4 In Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Argentina and the US, St. Patrick’s Day is not an official holiday, but is widely celebrated.
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2009 -- The Year in Review (Fun Song)
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- 2009: The Year in Review (sung to the tune of Give My Regards to Broadway) This is the year behind us The headlines of two-thousand-nine This is the year of bailouts, Ponzi schemes, and flu that came from swine. Conan got the tonight Show, “The Octomom” got 8 kids more, Speaking of eight, it’s Jon and Kate who turned their marriage into war. Summer, we said good-bye to a Thriller and an Angel, too And Ed McMahon, the most belov-ed sidekick we all ever knew. When the big stars start dying, They seem to go in groups of three. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one that’s absolutely FREE! This year the Hudson River was turned into a landing strip. Some of us got some cash for clunkers, And “balloon boy” was a trick. This was a year for Vampires, Whose challenge is avoiding sun, And Tiger Woods owns many autos, Now he has a hole in one! Letterman copped to scandal, admitting he had not behaved, Giving his female staffers Top Ten Reasons Not to work for Dave! This is the year behind us, Two thousand-nine is at the end, Now that it’s through, this wish for you is for a great two-thousand-ten! Happy New Year!
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Heard That it Was Cake Time (Song Parody)
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- Ooh-ooh, what’s your birthday cake this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? “Forget apple pie,” is what I say, ‘cause, you could’ve had that any day. Dontcha know I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooooh, I heard that it was cake time. another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy, yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!
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Singing Dogs
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- Hope your birthday is doggone special! Happy Birthday!
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The Singing Sock
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- Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
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Got A Spooky Feeling (Song Parody)
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- Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chacka Oooga Ooga Ooga Chaka…. GOT A SPOOKY FEELING… DEEPLY FRIGHTENING… (IT) HIT ME WHEN I REALIZED THAT IT'S HALLOWEEN BETTER WATCH IT WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN ALL THE MONSTERS GO OUT ON THE TOWN I'M SPOOKED AND I'M SQUEALIN' CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN AN’ THERE'S SOMETHIN' HAUNTIN' MEEEEE ZOMBIES, GHOSTS AND WEREWOLVES TONIGHT THEY'RE ON THE PROWL LISTEN CLOSELY--CAN YOU HEAR THAT DISEMBODIED HOWWLLLLLL….? O, WITCHES ON THEIR BROOMSTICKS AND BATS, THEY'RE ON THE WING NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, I CAN’T SHAKE THIS THING WHEN IT SNUCK UP... WHAT A TOTAL SHOCK… WAS PARALYZED, WHEN OUR EYES DID LOCK I'M SPOOKED AND I'M SQUEALIN' CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN AN’ THERE'S SOMETHIN' HAUNTIN' MEEEEE Tag: Hope Your Halloween’s a Scream!
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Song: Thanksgiving Day Overture
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- Can’t wait for the date – it’s nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkey’s done, got to run – clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we don’t starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? We’re thankful for all that we’ve been given yes we’re thankful that if we overeat we’ll be forgiven ‘Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, we’re grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! We’re hoping that with all the bloat we don’t look like a Macy’s float! Now it’s time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts It’s to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look – be sure you don’t forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
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Your Birthday - Song: Dancing in the Street
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- It's your birthday --- do a happy dance!
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Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Song)
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- Happy Birthday, Girl!
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Song: Shout
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- You know you make me wanna SHOUT. Everybody's shouting about your birthday! Have a good one!
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Rappin' Baby Birthday
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- Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
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Can't Wrap This
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- May your holiday be perfectly wrapped!
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