What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentines Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentines Day is just as much fun! (Except for the poopy thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little rock concert for you! Ready to see the show? Its your birthday go wild and have a little fun!